imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

(via luckybeanz)

nichvlas:

i just wanna cuddle naked with you and see who gives in first tbh

(via jvanneelishaaa)

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via livingsilhouettes)

eatpussylivehappy:

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm

(via emynence)

"I crave your legs intertwined with mine, I crave nothing but you, in the most simplest of ways."
- (via vvolf-souls)

(via sexcake)

afire-inside:

really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

(via andyislame)